Sometimes this is a very, very good thing. Destroyed dreams are not always a bad thing.

Why is there a picture of donald trump jr in a cab in the story?? OMG is HE the shooter???

Also on Fat Donnie’s “1st Day” agenda: Kill all the penguins Build condos on the Moon Dive for pirate treasure in the Bermuda Triangle Sell more cheap watches Beg melanoma for sex for the 16th millionth time Pat eric on the head and give him another juice box Notify the EPA about the oil slick that is donnie jr. Build a ceiling to go with his ‘wall’ Traffic more children Create more limited edition, gold plated NFTs Open a diaper factory Buy putin a birthday present Remind us that he can remember Man. Woman. TV… Have the government confiscate all the McDonalds chains so they can be his and only his Shit himself

60’s vs 80’s = new jaguar brand.

Every song should start with the classic Tmobile ringtone!

Is it Xelon?

People complain about the fake reviews on Amazon (which are illegal now), but it’s the dumb people that are the worst.

No, it was Kazakhstan.

So can we find the people he paid to vote for fat donnie?

…Hundred. *You forgot the last part.

Someone will find a way to hack the droid and turn it on the ‘protected’ individual.

I always answer security questions wrong. “What brand was your first car?” yellow 'What is your mother’s maiden name?" alphahydroxy

Still following putin I see. Wait until he tries to change Presidential term limits.

Those two pictures don’t match. The lower guy is much thinner, and probably taller, than the upper guy. And… we have no proof either of them are the shooter. Spoiler alert, it could be a masked woman who did it. What proof it was a man?

I told you I cancelled our date, I have a toothache.

You could be a real dick (or smart) and install a sliding door that can’t be slammed.

Hopefully this was the same ship that cut the cable in the sea near Finland.

That’s an very interesting looking Bingo card.

I hope his request for sleeping pills gets denied by his insurance.