For anyone missing the reference, this is a Sontaran from Dr Who:

I think I must use them wrong.

My categories are mostly used to organise by where they’re installed - so Desktop, Laptop, Steam Deck Internal, Steam Deck SD Card 1, SD Card 2 etc. If I want to play that game, where’s it already installed?

The only category that relates to the games content is “wheel games” which is driving games that work well with wheel/pedals/gearstick.

Very similar aims to Elon Musk? But isn’t that this guy?:
Elon Musk tweets probed by UK counter-extremism unit as alarm raised over risk to Britain

It’s a good start. Maybe they could also look at people who “have very similar aims”
Feddit.uk - Reform UK councillors resign in protest over Nigel Farage

In the American special forces branch of the Navy, you receive extra Sausages, Eggs And Lard (S.E.A.L) in your rations, so these people are called “Seals”.

Obviously, after a few years of eating so much extra greasy food, they’re no longer capable of participating in military operations, so tend to retire and write books about what they did at work.

I think that’s correct anyway - don’t quote me on it.

Nah, Greg is just short for Gregory - it’s not a common name any more, but it’s definitely a real name.

Of course, I come from the honourable line of the great family of Pretendname blah blah history books, 1066, Norman Conquest you know.

Of course, it’s pronounced “Pretnam”.

“Perhaps the honourable lady would consider repositioning the ‘cease and desist letter’ about her person, perhaps so as to protect it from sunlight?”

i.e shove it where the sun doesn’t shine

Option d) someone needed searches for “illegal” and “Badenoch” to point at something not related to Tory leader Kemi Badenoch.

[Edit] Like those weird “news” articles from a few years ago about Boris Johnson’s hobby being “painting model buses”, to deflect from other Boris/Bus related news.

I think it’s meant to be a young John Lennon, though oddly it says “jelly” (American word for jam) whilst showing jam and toast and spells “favourite” in the American manner, so I guess it’s an American comic about a British band?

Sadly, you can no longer visit Bempton’s #1 Tourist Attraction: “The Pornographic Caves of Bempton”, as the entrances have been sealed off.

It used to be popular with “urban explorers” - there some photos on this website (some are crudely NSFW): 28dayslater.co.uk - RAF Bempton

That’s called a “clacker” where I come from.

[Edit] That might be a really local dialect term that nobody else understands.

Because of the size difference between humans and tardigrades, it’s hard for tardigrades to attend music lessons and otherwise learn about human musical instruments, so give him a chance, he’s probably trying his best.

Is that Iain Lee, the comedian/TV presenter from about 20 years ago?

(Pictured below, on the left, with Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Ali G)

Haha, that’s pretty much how I felt about it :)

A bloke in the pub last week was telling everyone that Musk had, since his daughter’s transition, gradually got into “raping and choking trans prostitutes” and “screaming at them and calling them sissies”, and he’d accidentally killed one (or two?) by strangulation, and this was what Putin had evidence/video footage of, which he was using for blackmail.

Obviously “a bloke in the pub” isn’t exactly the most reliable of news sources - and I can’t (currently) find any other mention of this anywhere at all, so I think it’s a little questionable… but not impossible.

That looks amazing… if it lives up to its promise.

That might be a bit tricky - perhaps he could simply distance himself from both dry land and boats, by “Maxwelling” himself into the sea?

I did find that a little odd, I wondered if he had an elaborate z-shaped cigarette-holder, or as you say, had a smoking exhaust installed in his chin/cheek.

“To meditate secretly whilst going about your day, breathe slowly in through your pipe and then slowly out through your cigarette”