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Cake day: July 5th, 2023

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  • Nah. I don’t really care unless my team (Steelers) is playing in it. Though, I will watch Kendricks halftime show performance afterwards, hoping that he decides to give a big “Fuck you” to drumpf, while ignoring drake entirely (the ultimate diss). But today is Leg day, and thou shalt keep holy the day of Legs, so I’ll probably catch some while it plays at the gym.

    Hopefully the eagles win, so they can snub drumpf like they did last time. The chiefs would probably accept the invitation to the white house and be all giddy about it 🙄









  • When I was young, myself and a group of friends were being accosted by a disheveled man on our walk home from the bar. We didn’t really understand what he was saying, but we were able to discern one phrase, as he told us to “Put the pussy on a chain wax”

    We had no idea what it meant, and thought it was hilarious, so we’d oft repeat it at random.

    Thinking about it now, I suddenly realize what he meant. He was referring to the woman in our group, telling us to pimp her out, by putting her up against a chain-link fence that were so plentiful in rough neighborhoods where we grew up.

    So now I’m telling you, so that if you ever encounter this gentleman, you’ll know what he’s talking about 😶‍👍








  • I once matched with a woman on a dating site, and she was a TERF… who was also a trans-woman.

    I was dumbfounded. I was like, how in the world can you parse someone who’s that incongruous in their own thinking? She was straight up bigoted against herself.

    I saved the whole conversation because it was absolutely wild and thought I would post it somewhere, but it seemed wrong… like, making fun of the mentally handicapped. 😕