Mongo only pawn in game of life

Choking hazard

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

I, on the other hand, CAN pay for the popcorn I’m eating while watching this.

I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

How old are you in human years?

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I’m going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes…

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could’ve put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking “well that IS a logical place for it to be”

It bothers me that the letters on her shirt aren’t mirrored. Unless … the last panel is a POV from the mirror universe?

And if you do mind the smell, you might actually be a mosquito

You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

I did cover it up so that I couldn’t be accused of trying to use this community to post ads.

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

It’s a foghorn

The hamberdler

Found

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A good water company these days is hard to find

DJ Who’s Ein

Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you’re allergic to those starches?

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying