Tip on applying combat force as a tall person:

Learn to throw knee strikes. I caught a standing knee from a 6’6" guy in my chest that ended things very quickly. I was prepared to take in in the stomach, not the nipple…

Threw off my balance something awful.

Yeah, the classic under bid, over promise scenario happens constantly, but it works because it looks good on paper which is all the bureaucrats care about.

My guess is budget cuts.

“If we outsource transportation, we’ll be at 125% of our budget instead of 140%…”

Was your Nordic Ware pan that Golden tinted color? I have cookie sheets that I don’t use for cookies anymore because they’d be burnt on the top & raw on the bottom…

Also missing: Green Apple Jolly Ranchers.

My hill to die on: Lemon was superior to Blue Raspberry.

We had our turn being adults when we were 10.

All men are cremated equal

I

The Chicken then waited for the road to stand back up before draining the jumper in his face.

I see

Nothing wrong with

This writing

There are just as many people turned on by “introverted goth girl sitting quietly nearby”

It’s not free, though. All the items in the list are paid DLC…

More like:

Slaps Screen:

Screen flashes in colors only a Mantis Shrimp can see before folding in half and going black…

Theft deprives the owner of their property.

Sounds like they’re responsible for more damages than that, since they grounded a firefighting aircraft.

Civ 7 is steam deck verified and releases Feb 11.

Don’t ask me how I know that…

You could probably save a bit by getting rid of the department of government efficiency…

“I just wanted a rich ‘trophy husband’, now people are calling me ‘first lady’, the CIA and FBI are raiding my houses, these three thugs have to follow me wherever I go…”

“That Elon guy is single, right…?”

Goodbye