This but watching Scrubs for me, some of those episodes just hit you like a ton of bricks. It’s cathartic…

Nah, they didn’t invent it, the NHK has been around for a while…

“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”

Thank you! I was starting to wonder if I was the one who missed a memo…

I vote to call it the Gulf of Twitter just out of spite

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

INTP? No, I’m actually out of TP

iCommonMistake is actually an Erik Tesla product, simple error

29, and yeah: 12pt Times New Roman, double spaced lines max, and two spaces after the period always…

TLDR, just tell me which one pairs well with fish

Binge eating? Nevera even once

Oof, didn’t know magic 8 balls ran Windows. Maybe a plan 9 ball would be less biased?

I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!

Either way, I’m using “platypus” for emphasis from now on. There’s something satisfying about it.

Does that mean there’s a treasure map drawn on her back? I would reach out to ask her, but you can’t see your own back.

“Maybe Christmas” doesn’t come from a store, but “Merry Christmas” does, take that Dr. Suess!

I’d just rip off the “thanks” part and wait…

Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - C.S. Lewis

He’s a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.