I heard they go hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Their screams can vary in pitch and intensity.

I had a similar experience last week and it turned out a neighbor kid had shot himself with a flare gun.

Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

From a city planner view point this would never fly because it was attract insects to public spaces.

There are probably several Russian Oligarchs missing from this list because their wealth is mostly dark money. Rumor has it Putin is the wealthiest man in the world and has been for some time.

Looks like Sam Walton would be atop the list had he figured out immortality.

Probably would top this list as the most decent person of the bunch too. He wasn’t a saint, but I haven’t seen evidence that he was rotten to the core, either.

Damn. I hereby pardon Quayle of all crimes against spelling whilst in office.

If it doesn’t go well, at least you’ve got a head start.

They’ve done extensive market research and they feel confident that they got the name right.

Actually back in the old days with daily cron jobs they’d usually trigger at 3 or 4AM and make your IDE hard drive chatter for a while. I think the systemd jobs work like acron and just fire once the machine is woken up if it’s past time for them to run.

I’d put a sizeable wager on him still being a virgin if not for daddy’s money.

This guy really is just a dumpster fire that runs on burning cash.

I feel like we’re doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Prior to the numbers being released I had been telling my co-workers that I had paid more in taxes than Trump for the past decade at least and they all thought I was joking. I wasn’t. And I was right.

I think a lot of people hadn’t got a chance to see how weird Vance is before last night.

“Oh, that explains why it has been going downhill the past few years. Time to move on with the other smart people to the next niche little-known community.”

Phrasing. He means, he wants to live long enough to be able to vote for Kamala and then he can die. Yes, he really did say that.

Jimmy Carter, Destroyer of Dead Pools everywhere.