Hate to say it, but unless you go for air-con, just a standard pedestal fan works way better than the evaporative coolers.

Just wish there was an iOS app…

Was it this?

https://github.com/joeycastillo/Sensor-Watch

I still enjoy the “Dell’s poker face” from Only fools and horses…

But probably not what you’re aiming for ;)

https://youtu.be/C_fHScmyWTA?

Will it run doom?

For me probably Terry Pratchett’s dwarves. Or TBH quite a lot of his characters…

Same for the UK???

Nice bag, where’s it from?

I’d split your network into 3 vlans. One for home, one for IoT and one for guest access (probably over WiFi). That way your firewall can handle the access rules.

Yes

Thanks for the suggestion. I did a bit of digging and it looks like my firewall supports any BSD compatible cellular modem, so might try that.

I’m happy with the service 3 provide, my question is for a 3rd party router that supports 4/5g

The only other option I have is Openreach/BT who will only give me 4mb down 1mb up. At least I get 50mb with three.

I’m happy with 3, it’s just their router is shit.

This needs a picture of Bruce Willis taped to the front…

Ooh, that reminds me, need to buy a new beard trimmer…

I always liked Dr. Strangelove

I’m not sure, but from a web search this may have some bearing: “Kaspar Hauser of Nuremberg, Germany”.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser

Just conjecture, as I can find no other references that make sense.

Yes

I’m not an expert (at all), but I presume that opening a door into a thoroughfare risks hitting someone with the door but opening into a room only risks a person ready to leave (and approaching the door head on?)

Just thoughts…