“Trump uses resources for reuniting immigrant children with their parents to instead reunite students with their debts.”

Oh shit! Truth bomb!

“Lemmy, get my camera!”

Fuuuuuuuuuck… At least they used to pretend like peepee-down economics was a legitimate solution. But now they’re acting more like a Mafia saying, “if you don’t pay us more, you’ll die.”

It’s not even his physique—who am I to judge someone on their looks? It’s his eating habits, the sounds, the actions… This seems like the kind of person who’s convinced himself that he’s cool because he can’t keep/make friends. He also seems like he constantly smells like he’s 5 days out from the most recent shower.

Less often than those who get off to it, more frequently than is healthy. My friends and I frequently send each other incredibly upsetting, but not gory, gifs. My favorite is the pooping skateboarder.

Wait! Lemme get my camera!

Barbra Who???

As a non-vegan, even I’m triggered. But only in the way that watching someone poop triggers me. Fucking shit-mouth poopie-man…

npm

sudo rm -rf ~/*

“Fuck y’all, I quit. Good luck with the crisis.”

I have a friend who was a project manager. He took the time to learn every platform used by his team, but held no pretenses that he could actually develop anything without the team. His main goal was filter all the horseshit from the stakeholders and higher-ups so that they wouldn’t overwhelm the team with minutia. By learning the platforms and observing the team developing, he could make accurate predictions on timeliness based on whatever arbitrary feature was being requested and he’d always answer “let me ask my team” before discussing deliverables if he wasn’t sure.

The number of times that he explained in meetings that’s the team’s timeline didn’t change, but that the stakeholders’ expectations did and that introduced a new additional timeline was incredible. It’s unsurprising that he only lasted a year or two before his bosses started pushing for a promotion. Seeing him work made mean bit jealous that I couldn’t be on his team, but we work at different companies and I don’t want to join the private sector if I can be of benefit to public education.

the cake are frozen solid and then i use a paint pistol with an air compressor to project a molten mix of cocoa butter and white chocolate with food coloring on the cake

Oh, okay. So pretty simple stuff, really.

2 hours later

So, I shot the paint can with my pistol and that just started leaking everywhere. So I moved on to my molten cocaine butter knifes, but I couldn’t find my cake in the whole mess. I figured if I used the air compressor to fill my projector with the cocaine lava and white chocolate, things would kinda just come together, but that splashed in my eyes, which really stung. Anyway, can you drive me to the hospital?

I really do need to be better at backing up my configs and especially my media. Storage is cheaper than it used to be, but it certainly isn’t cheap

I use Ubuntu desktop for my server! What can I say? I installed it one night on my desktop to see how it felt and my experiment turned into an entire fucking server because “already here. More convenient.”

That cuddle looks like she walked proudly across the rainbow bridge knowing that she was the most loved cat in the world.

There’s no discernable pattern until it affects me. And then it’s a deep-state conspiracy.

Excuse me, but as a resident of the planet Texas, you both are wrong in assuming we have the ability to comprehend anything we didn’t hear come from our own assholes.

That’s a big threat for a tiny sentence

No I’m not