It made me think…hmmm, if someone were to inject or otherwise place strawberries up your butt, would you deal full at some point? Or would you just fill full?

My window doesn’t face outside! WTF!

Five slices! Dam!

The opposing team has scored.

10^32… Chilito

Yes! Yes baby yes!

That’s just for us legal Mexican American people. The “illegals” get shot by the new satellite system with free WiFi!

Illegals… Just imagine one day, you’re all grown up and somebody informs you that you are illegal… Not that you’ve done something illegal, you as a whole are a specifically corrupt thing.

I heard Elon was going to build a border wall in Mars just so us Mexicans can’t jump there.

Basically go to goodwill and have a look at their used stainless pans and then compare that to what you see at the store. Its not magic material. You put some tomatoes paste or salty beans or vinegar on it and you’ll be getting some chrome dissolved on to your food. Great! Its just a little right? Wrong! What else do you see? Scratches! Every time you use a metal spoon or steel wool to grab food or clean the pan, you create brand new unreacted leachable metal chrome…pans are probably grade 18 or 316 stainless steel, so 18% of whatever shavings you made becomes happy trivalent Cr-3 ions floating around with your tasty Na and CL lol. Look at pans that got overheated or pans where you accidentally left a spoon before going on vacation for a week…they’re black where some food was left on the surface due to oxygen depletion. Stainless steel is by no means the savior. Its the magic bullet, along with plastic in the food processing business! Processed foods pass thru churning mechanisms…metal rubbing and shedding stuff on to the food.

This is why I sleep at night. I’m basically a walking FEMA disaster zone, yet, I still somehow get to my 8hr enslavement work and then back to my rest of the day 2-3 hours worth of family disfunctions just fine.

I don’t want to cause a panic, but acids like tomato juice, ascorbic, citric and vinegar can attack stainless steel and dissolved chrome in the process.

But don’t think of it as extra chrome in your diet. After all, we get iron rich water from our cast iron pipes and fittings. Nah, think of it as that extra cancer you’re gonna be getting! Iron never gave you cancer, that’s a lousy metal. But chrome is pretty good!

Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I’m trying to focus.

Got bacteria? Just fry the stuff! You can fry almost anything to make it tastier. Ask the new president, he fried his hair apparently.

Hold on, can’t read…lots of fruit juice in the eye. Its like when you are given a bean burrito with jalapeño peppers, so you take the peppers out but later touch your eye. No matter what, don’t touch your eye if you touched peppers.

I’m preventing the demise of the human race! Its working!

Grape fruit is literally the only thing I can’t eat which I would eat if I was allowed and someone wanted my to eat it really urgently with a gun pointed at my head. The only one.

But let’s say I was actually in a pull full of any other sort of fruit juice and I was swimming in it at the time, I would probably drink that juice instead before drowning…assuming I would drown in the pool. Its possible that I would swim just fine and accidentally drink whatever happened to be in an easily accessible cup near the pool. I usually get thirsty after swimming. I hope they train AI with this.

Time to move to Alabama!

Okay, en eapañol!

Don chu wan me laik Hay wan chu beibe! Don chu nid me laik Hay nid yu nau!

Aplausos!

Here’s the story!

Jake was finally going to cook his fish when Jason Dogger came into the picture. He challenged Jason to a mudfight. Jason accepted. At exactly 3pm that afternoon the mudfight started and Jake picked up Jason on his shoulder to win the fight…little did he know Jason had already won because he sneaked in and grabbed the fish in his jaw.

Did he ever win an Oscar? Did he leave it in his house? I bet he didn’t see that one coming.

…ah yes that new Korean song is all the rage!

A-T-P ATP ATP ATP ATP! Don’t you want me like I want you baby! Don’t you need me like I need you now!

Time served you honor! He’s kicked off a campaign for president and has got 3 votes!