ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔 to [email protected] • 3 months agoCicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombiesapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1external-linkCicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombiesapnews.comⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔 to [email protected] • 3 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebeanlinkfedilink7•edit-23 months ago“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!” 🙋♂️🗣️ Why though? “SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
Obviously target practice even off-duty!