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minus-squarele_saucisson_masquaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·edit-28 months ago Castaneda also noted that the company (Google) will now pay “zero” dollars as part of the settlement after earlier facing a $5 billion penalty. I call that a win (for Google).
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months ago“HEY!? WHO HERE DECIDED TO CHARGE GOOGLE!? YOU KNOW HOW WE WORK!” “Ok, let’s go over this again.” “Question one: are they a corporation? Yes? THEN YOU DON’T FINE THEM!” “Question two: are they a regular schmuck?” “THROW THE BOOK AT THEM AND EVERY FINE UNDER THE SUN! Jesus people how hard is it to remember this? We do it every day!!”
I call that a win (for Google).
“HEY!? WHO HERE DECIDED TO CHARGE GOOGLE!? YOU KNOW HOW WE WORK!”
“Ok, let’s go over this again.”
“Question one: are they a corporation? Yes? THEN YOU DON’T FINE THEM!”
“Question two: are they a regular schmuck?”
“THROW THE BOOK AT THEM AND EVERY FINE UNDER THE SUN! Jesus people how hard is it to remember this? We do it every day!!”