I’ve been told that I need to stop this eclipse and I do not have the authority to do that. So yes, people are really concerned. But we’re just trying to prepare them.

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    Yeah it’s a funny headline but they’re gonna be overrun with tourists and it’s gonna be pretty inconvenient. Unfortunately celestial bodies don’t care. 🤷‍♂️

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      At the end of the article it asks “why come to Luna Pier when you can be in Toledo with get better amenities and the eclipse lasts longer?”

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      Everybody knows celestial bodies only listen to us if we do a proper human sacrifice. Preferably from a tall place.

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        And ideally of someone who doesn’t fuck.

        Its the 21st century, I think we can do better than ‘a virgin’.

        Anybody here ace and suicidal, maybe looking to spite the literal heavens? You could make a small town very happy. Especially if you’re into mountaineering.

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          Some cultures “offered” free drugs/alcohol for the sacrificed. Might find some takers.

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                Yeah, and some other stuff, but dude; not the same.

                I like mushrooms, but they’re not the same thing.