return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 8 months agoFlorida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police sayabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1554arrow-down113cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1541arrow-down1external-linkFlorida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police sayabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square147fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareSentient LoomlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down1·8 months agoIf God told her to then it should be legal.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·8 months agoNo one can prove God didn’t tell her to go on a shooting spree.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoGonna be hard for the marshalls to deliver it. Or, at least to return from delivering it.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agojust give it to the pope. I’m sure he can pass it on.
minus-squarejkrtn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWon’t he just ignore it? I’m sure he’s seen all the MAGAs ignoring subpoenas and court orders with zero consequences.
minus-squareMonkderDritte@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 months agoAnd morally ok. Because powerful sky man told her so.
If God told her to then it should be legal.
No one can prove God didn’t tell her to go on a shooting spree.
We need to subpoena god.
Gonna be hard for the marshalls to deliver it. Or, at least to return from delivering it.
just give it to the pope.
I’m sure he can pass it on.
Won’t he just ignore it? I’m sure he’s seen all the MAGAs ignoring subpoenas and court orders with zero consequences.
And morally ok. Because powerful sky man told her so.