I do not like Jurassic Park. I have never liked Jurassic Park. It has great special effects and Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum, but that does not make it a good movie. I don’t care if it made a billion dollars at the box office. I don’t care how many awards it won.

The worst part, though, is the memes. They’re second only to Prequel Trilogy memes in terms of how much they annoy me. I long ago added “clever girl” and “life uh finds a way” to the list of phrases that braying jackasses won’t stop posting on social media that fill me with a near-homocidal rage. I’d block these phrases and move on with my life but these people put them in freaking images, too. I can’t get away from it. *continues to froth incoherently*

Edit: As of this writing, I have three downdoots. I’m going to assume that all downdooters agree with this post. Edit #2: Now like 8 of 29 people agree with me! I guess this unpopular opinion isn’t quite as unpopular as I believed. ❤️

Edit #3: 15 of 45 people reject that this is an unpopular opinion! Thank you all for your love and support. ✌️

  • @[email protected]
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    This is a movie I totally stayed out of the hype bubble for.

    I literally watched it the very last day it was in theaters, I think it had an 8-month run.

    3 out of 10 movie.

    Oh no dinosaurs!

    Oh we’re safe…

    Oh no more dinosaurs!

    Oh we’re safe again!

    Dinosaurs!!!

    … That’s the movie.

    • @sbv
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      23 months ago

      Dammit! Use the spoiler tag next time, please.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      13 months ago

      Thank you. 🙏🏻

      Love Goldbloom, though, and Dern. Also, wasn’t Samuel L. Jackson in this?

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        2 months ago

        I have no idea, it was one of the most vapid, least memorable movies I’ve seen.

        Edit: and I completely stayed out of the hype bubble for Avatar as well, completely avoiding all exposure to it unless completely inescapable. I finally watched the movie for the first time 6 months ago, I can honestly say it was among the worst pieces of shit I’ve seen in 10 years. And the CGI and overall design of the world was weak.