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Attached: 1 image imagine being a teen and having an awkward first time with your first bf then see an article years later where you find he's since fucked 699 cars
  • merde alorsEnglish
    11·
    7 months ago

    take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box

    • shortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish
      12·
      7 months ago

      Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.

      • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        7 months ago

        You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!

        • shortwavesurfer@monero.townEnglish
          1·
          7 months ago

          But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.

          • merde alorsEnglish
            9·
            7 months ago

            take a train then?

            think of all the possibilities

      • merde alorsEnglish
        31·
        7 months ago

        what do you do with the belt?

        plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?