• Captain Aggravated
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    1815 days ago

    I don’t think it’s the same joke when it’s three turtles or a goat, because the joke is “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”

    You think the same chemicals that turned the frickin frogs gay is responsible for this aversion to sexual thoughts? “Could it not be a naked woman? That clutches my pearls.”

    • KillingTimeItself
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      -1415 days ago

      “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”

      that’s what i would assume, but then again it never states anything, so this is like walking into a fucking storage shed and seeing a colonoscopy going on. It’s just fucking weird.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        1615 days ago

        You objection is noted Mr. Spock. Man your station, please.

        • KillingTimeItself
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          014 days ago

          also, if the woman is naked, does that mean the mathematician, engineer, and physicist are also naked? Because that would make a lot more sense.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            114 days ago

            The mathematician is naked, something about pure and direct truth. The physicist is wearing a bow tie, chippendale cuffs and a banana hammock. The engineer has on his new invention: Assful chaps.