The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
Metal Machine Music. They’ll love it.
I once made myself sit and listen to that entire album, aware that it was generally regarded as horrible.
It was. But I also found myself kind of getting into it after a while.
That’s some strong will, I could never take more than 2 minutes of torture.
After MMM, waterboarding should be a doddle if it ever comes to that.