• @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    I swear it, my father’s obscene,

    he eats the sardines,

    sends his money to Osteen,

    he smokes the nicotine,

    he welds with acetylene,

    he wants to be a Mujaheddin,

    and he wears the Polypropylene,

    but only on Halloween

    • @TopRamenBinLaden
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      131 month ago

      There’s vomit on his clean blue jeans,

      Dad’s sardines.

      • @[email protected]
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        29 days ago

        Snap back to the crab fishing

        Oop, there goes dad with his

        Hook, he so mad that this

        Wont, catch a crab with it

        Nope, he’s so bad at it

        Hope, he slows down a bit.

        You better…