• @Galapagon
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    3624 days ago

    How will I threaten my child to brush their teeth now?

    • @[email protected]
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      2524 days ago

      Well now you can pull one out whenever it starts getting yellow and regrow it. It won’t take many for him to start brushing.

        • @[email protected]
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          523 days ago

          At least 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won’t make it happen any quicker.

          • littleblue✨
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            23 days ago

            Is that what happened to Musk, Trump, Putin, etc.? They got decanted from the tubes too soon? I mean, that makes sense, but why not just let it wither on the vine at that point? Shareholder pressure? Curious.

            • @[email protected]
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              23 days ago

              Well, I was quoting RFC 1925, the twelve networking truths…

              (2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light.

              • (2a) (corollary). No matter how hard you try, you can’t make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won’t make it happen any quicker.

              https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1925