I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

  • @[email protected]
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    518 days ago

    I pictured his bowels flying out of his nose and mouth. Makes sense what happened to the poor guy.

      • enkers
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        7 days ago

        Honestly, a part of me was a bit disappointed that’s not what it was. I was so invested and curious to learn why that could even happen, only to find it didn’t.

        Glad he’s ok-ish, though.

    • @[email protected]
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      118 days ago

      Yeah. I don’t want to say I’m disappointed, because that would suck even more for the guy, but I will say I’m a little underwhelmed.

      Also, what’s with that insane autoplay video in the article using stock video footage to tell the story? Have we sunk so low?