Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling “oh $DEITY”, it’s considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!
Ursa Minor!
Which is short for “yoU’Re Sexually Assaulting a Minor (by giving handjobs in front of them)”
Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling “oh $DEITY”, it’s considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.
What does this mean?