Dude it is IMPOSSIBLE to list bad things Trump did without missing some huge ones
Hey did you know his estranged ex-wife died by falling down the stairs, and she’s buried on his property?
I’m not saying that automatically definitively means anything. But tell me one other human being on the planet who that combination of circumstances ever happened to.
Or, alternately, one other human being who was once involved with Trump for which he gives any kind of a shit any which way about where they should be buried.
Dude it is IMPOSSIBLE to list bad things Trump did without missing some huge ones.
This right here is no fucking joke. I tried to list shit he’s done off the top of my head, and after around twenty items, i still forgot January fucking 6th. That’s like, the crown jewel, and it totally slipped my mind.
You forgot the part where he literally raped children and argued after the fact about who deserved to claim one of their virginities.
Allegedly.
Dude it is IMPOSSIBLE to list bad things Trump did without missing some huge ones
Hey did you know his estranged ex-wife died by falling down the stairs, and she’s buried on his property?
I’m not saying that automatically definitively means anything. But tell me one other human being on the planet who that combination of circumstances ever happened to.
Or, alternately, one other human being who was once involved with Trump for which he gives any kind of a shit any which way about where they should be buried.
I’ll wait.
Wasn’t there some speculation about tax codes and cemeteries?
Nah, he had her buried under his golf course so he could cheat on her one last time.
Crimeception
As with so many Trump things, the overlapping crimes, for whatever weird reason, actually make it more difficult to prosecute any single one.
I always thought of his administration as DDOSing the justice system.
This right here is no fucking joke. I tried to list shit he’s done off the top of my head, and after around twenty items, i still forgot January fucking 6th. That’s like, the crown jewel, and it totally slipped my mind.