• @BodilessGaze
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    182 months ago

    On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

    • nifty
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      102 months ago

      All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack