• @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    They found the perfect design and just swim all day murdering instead of paying bills by doing bullshit for decades while wearing pants. Sharks and crocodiles have had it all figured out for hundreds of millions of years.

    • @mindbleach
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      12 months ago

      See other greentext about some 200-year-old salamander.

      “I wonder what he thinks about.”

      “Nutrients.”