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    4 months ago

    Cashier: “You can leave a tip if you want.”

    “Angel” by Sarah MacLachlan plays softly in the background

    Me: Quickly smashes “No Tip” with my cane while muttering about “success not bein’ measured by the size o’ yer bank account”.

    Launchpad McQuack fires up the chopper outside