• @[email protected]
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    872 months ago

    That’s all well and good but eating pizza lying down like that while being over 40 is just asking for heartburn.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 months ago

      baking soda.

      it doesn’t dissolve well, so a straw is a massive help, instead of trying to swirl it into the water off the sides of the glass.

      not helpful for a low-sodium diet, but sure kills that burn real quick.

      burp

      • @[email protected]
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        352 months ago

        You know you can buy cheap, slightly-minty calcium carbonate tablets that do the same thing, rather than living like a 16th century witch.

            • @zalgotext
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              52 months ago

              Deep in an enchanted forest, where Amazon shipping costs as much as the item itself

              • @Unforeseen
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                32 months ago

                But on the upside you’ll get to meet a hobbit as they are the only ones qualified to bring goods from the dark lord bezos through the enchanted forest.