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minus-square@Ghystelink67•edit-21 month agoThe garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid. Or the person pushed it through and took the picture. Or there was a massive air bubble.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoWe’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoafter doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agono no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•1 month agoI don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoI’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoMy scientific brain would think those other possibilities. Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.
Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.
Or there was a massive air bubble.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
Or that.
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
slid it in
Get the fuck out of here with your logic
I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.
Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.