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    5 months ago

    “Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance

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      And since it’s republicans, we haven’t even acknowledged that these are all underaged couches, still well within their warranties with a lot of life and promise ahead of them… That is until old "Just Do (it with couches) Vance shows up…