• @mindbleach
    link
    15
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Both the phrasing and that expression suggest he got into MIT through the power of karate.

    You still have to earn the degree like regular, but admissions’ kung-fu is strong.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      12 months ago

      Wait, are you saying he didn’t just pulverise a bloody trail through the university and NASA, stealing a PhD certificate and then a Rocket?

      I mean, this is still a cool story, but I’m also kinda disappointed.

      • @mindbleach
        link
        22 months ago

        You can’t just fight your way onto a shuttle. The NASAghast will get you. And it is unimpressed by ninjutsu.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          12 months ago

          My dreams have been crushed. I may never recover. I DON’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET TO SPACE

          • @mindbleach
            link
            12 months ago

            Have you tried being unfathomably wealthy?