PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agoMad flex rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1757arrow-down11file-text
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minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-24 months agoBoth the phrasing and that expression suggest he got into MIT through the power of karate. You still have to earn the degree like regular, but admissions’ kung-fu is strong.
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoWait, are you saying he didn’t just pulverise a bloody trail through the university and NASA, stealing a PhD certificate and then a Rocket? I mean, this is still a cool story, but I’m also kinda disappointed.
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoYou can’t just fight your way onto a shuttle. The NASAghast will get you. And it is unimpressed by ninjutsu.
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoMy dreams have been crushed. I may never recover. I DON’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET TO SPACE
Both the phrasing and that expression suggest he got into MIT through the power of karate.
You still have to earn the degree like regular, but admissions’ kung-fu is strong.
Wait, are you saying he didn’t just pulverise a bloody trail through the university and NASA, stealing a PhD certificate and then a Rocket?
I mean, this is still a cool story, but I’m also kinda disappointed.
You can’t just fight your way onto a shuttle. The NASAghast will get you. And it is unimpressed by ninjutsu.
My dreams have been crushed. I may never recover. I DON’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET TO SPACE
Have you tried being unfathomably wealthy?