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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•2 months agoCats are ancient aliens. That’s why Egyptians worshipped them, that’s why their pee glows and why their scratches and bites are so toxic. They’re not of this earth. Don’t trust them! They’re trying to take over and they’re being allowed to win!!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•2 months agoIf wishing for an alien feline overlord is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoSign me up for a human cat hybrid wifu
Cats are ancient aliens. That’s why Egyptians worshipped them, that’s why their pee glows and why their scratches and bites are so toxic. They’re not of this earth. Don’t trust them! They’re trying to take over and they’re being allowed to win!!
If wishing for an alien feline overlord is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Sign me up for a human cat hybrid wifu
Oh noooo, it’s too late!!
Kzinti spies!