🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext • 1 month agoAnon tries to be funnyimagemessage-square34arrow-up1408arrow-down115
arrow-up1393arrow-down1imageAnon tries to be funny🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext • 1 month agomessage-square34
minus-square@eestileiblink17•1 month agoBless my coming and her going I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock! The slow blade penetrates the thong I’d let her wash over me and through me I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’ Wormsign at pants o’clock! Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis? 'Thopter? I just met her! I’d drink her stillsuit water Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoThe only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration. I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall. It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine? I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout. I’ll bang the abominations out of her. I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship. You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoYou would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.
Bless my coming and her going
I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!
The slow blade penetrates the thong
I’d let her wash over me and through me
I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’
Wormsign at pants o’clock!
Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?
'Thopter? I just met her!
I’d drink her stillsuit water
Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm
Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south
The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.
I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.
It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?
I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.
I’ll bang the abominations out of her.
I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.
You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.
Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?
You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.