• eestileib
    17·
    4 months ago

    Bless my coming and her going

    I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!

    The slow blade penetrates the thong

    I’d let her wash over me and through me

    I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’

    Wormsign at pants o’clock!

    Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?

    'Thopter? I just met her!

    I’d drink her stillsuit water

    Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm

    Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south

    • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      4 months ago

      The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

      I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

      It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

      I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

      I’ll bang the abominations out of her.

      I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.

      You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.