• @RIPandTERROR
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    101 month ago

    Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing

    • @zalgotext
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      81 month ago

      Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops

        • cheesepotatoes
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          1 month ago

          It’s just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It’s important not to mix the two up, otherwise you’ll end up with a really weird soup.

        • @RIPandTERROR
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          31 month ago

          What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.

    • @OneWomanCreamTeam
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      21 month ago

      No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after