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Justas🇱🇹 to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Muh pea sandwich (OC)

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Muh pea sandwich (OC)

Justas🇱🇹 to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Smuuthbrane
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    9 months ago

    Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

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      9 months ago

      Just normal butter.

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        That is a lot of butter!

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          9 months ago

          It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

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            9 months ago

            Peas really improve the taste.

      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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        9 months ago

        Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?

        Did you cut it thinly?

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          Yes, I do that when it’s too frozen to spread it properly.

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        How much butter do you go through a week lmao

        • Justas🇱🇹OP
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          9 months ago

          about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.

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      Yeah, what’s the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they’re really good.

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        My wife disagrees.

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          How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?

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            9 months ago

            I eat the sandwich, my wife sees and disapproves.

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