• @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    A chameleon so I can get the ability to camouflage. Well as long as I don’t move. Also I think I can grab the TV remote controller with my tongue. Or do insane tricks throwing food and catching it with my tongue. And well… maybe other nice things to find out with that tongue. 🔞

      • @[email protected]OP
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        51 month ago

        “Yes mom, I am paying attention to your story about who you met at the grocery store and definitely not just looking at my phone…”