Github seems to be down.

Edit: After I made this, their status page finally updated to indicate an issue.

Update - We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

  • @CountVonEnglish
    25•28 days ago

    From https://www.githubstatus.com/ (emphasis mine):

    We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

    If you fuck up the database, you fuck up errythang.