• BlucifersVeinyAnus
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    7 个月前

    As would any red blooded conservative who believes that more guns means more safety.

    • Jax
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      Idk why he doesn’t simply arm himself. All it takes to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, right? I thought Trump was supposed to be the God-Emperor of Mankind, is he not a good guy?

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          Ah shit, you’re right. Fuck. But, wait a minute… does that make him a bad guy?! NO!

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              You know what’s worse than communication with pictograms / hieroglyphs? Using idioms specific to that language. “World Astronaut Gun Astronaut Stars” doesn’t make any sense no matter how you twist it, unless you know that it references the “Always has been” meme template. For any hypothetical future historian, deciphering it would be frustrating as hell.

              I love it.

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        "They always look for guns, trump thought. Perhaps I should expose my gross protuberance to shock them. Or get a gun, he thought, a really big gun, with tears in its eyes”