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  • BlucifersVeinyAnus
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    4 months ago

    It’s so much cooler and more presidential to stand in a glass box and talk about how safe guns are for everyone though

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      “The second amendment people know that the radical left want to take your gu…”

      Someone knocks over a chair and makes a loud bang

      “WE’RE IN DANGER”

      • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        Kamala should slam her hand down on her podium periodically during their debate just to see if she can trigger the fat fuck into flipping out. It would be amazing seeing him combat dive and roll around on the stage while screaming “WE’RE IN DANGER!”

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          Someone sneaks in a package of ladyfinger 40/40 fireworks, and sets them off. Trump would hit the deck. They’d get talked to by the FBI. “It was just a prank, bro.”

          • Cort@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            No just hand out little brown paper bags at the entrance. No need to bring fireworks into it

        • mindbleach
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          4 months ago

          There’s not enough adrenaline in the world to let him complete even one fatroll.