• SolidGrue
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      27 days ago

      That reminds me of an old joke.

      A traitor, a rapist and a convicted felon walk into the bar, and the bartender says, “Good Evening, Mr. Trump!”

      • @[email protected]
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        4027 days ago

        What’s funny about that is that trump doesn’t drink. Which is odd, because he acts like he’s pickled half the time.

        • @[email protected]
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          2827 days ago

          From media reports he abstains from alcohol because his brother died of alcoholism. That hasn’t stopped him from promoting Trump vodka.

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          2327 days ago

          I think him not drinking is the only reason we are exposed to him at all. If he was a drinker, he would be a raging alcoholic, unable to even stand up.

        • Coelacanth
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          1627 days ago

          Him not drinking is unironically probably the only reason he’s still alive despite his lifestyle and diet.