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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•25 days agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•25 days agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•24 days agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
Santa Claus is an octopus.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?