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minus-squareMsPenguinette@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up163·2 months agoThis man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down2·2 months agoYou mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
minus-squareHobthrob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIs that an euphemisms for masturbation?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoNo. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word. Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
minus-squareHobthrob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoGuess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went “whoosh” right there.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt will be on his tombstone.
This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?
No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went “whoosh” right there.
It will be on his tombstone.