• fartsparkles
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    4 months ago

    A typical greentext recipe is to dissolve it in 100ml of lies.

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      4 months ago

      You can’t share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

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        4 months ago

        And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.