• @Rekorse
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    13 days ago

    I fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled “Catastrophe”!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      112 days ago

      I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

      • @Rekorse
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        211 days ago

        It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.