@[email protected] to Would You [email protected]English • 7 days agoWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?message-square12fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down16
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?@[email protected] to Would You [email protected]English • 7 days agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•7 days agoTough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•7 days agoAh, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•7 days agoHey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages? Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish3•7 days agoSomehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails. Who’s hungry?
Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?
Anything is edible of you are brave enough.
Ah, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?