From The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.

    • NaN
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      74 days ago

      No, it just goes to its extraction point! …somehow.

    • @lastunusedusername2
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      14 days ago

      When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network

    • @[email protected]
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      1 day ago

      There’s no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

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        11 day ago

        You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it’s less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

        Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.