• andrew_bidlaw
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    66 hours ago

    I’m a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        25 hours ago

        I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it’s okay to keep my karma balanced.