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    2 months ago

    Sometimes I try to use my orb to envision myself without my orb. Problem is the orb cannot recall a future where it doesn’t exist. I ponder a future without the orb and that future scares me.

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      2 months ago

      Dear Sir or Madam,

      Please be aware that using your Orb™ in a manner not specified in the Orb Owner’s Manual could potentially violate the Orb Terms of Service and void your Orb’s extended warranty. This includes using your Orb to cause or predict the outcome of a logical paradox, reversing non-local entropy beyond your legal jurisdiction, or inverting the Higgs field to generate negative mass.

      Thank you for being a loyal Orb™ customer and have a great day!