• Captain Aggravated
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    2 months ago

    Number of stripes isn’t going to change; it’ll stay at 13.

    50 stars is boomer shit. Time for 51.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Change the number of stripes, too. Add blue stripes, turn the red stripes pink, and ditch the Bald Eagle for a shark.

      Only then will America truly be Woke.