• Captain Aggravated
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    17 hours ago

    If you want there to be a lot of your species, the best thing to do is become delicious to humans.

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      16 hours ago

      Unless you’re a giant tortoise.

      It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.