Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareryguyflyguylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI feel like it’d be a little better as: How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving? 53 pil-grams! Because then it’s also factual
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoThat might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSo had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.
I feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
So had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.
This is gold